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A Guide to the Cypriot Psyche

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Yes, we are descendents of peasants and slaves, we are an uncouth and uncultured lot, we lack social graces and we have our other various cg-jacketsale faults. To be fair, though, we live in country where foreigners can walk in our streets at any time of the day or night and feel safer than in their own street back home. It is still canada goose coats not unusual for us to stop and help a complete stranger, or to open our home in selfless generosity to a miscellany of newly met visitors. And to top it off, we still have a few people who will seal a contract with a handshake and work dammed hard to ensure that they keep to that contract. It may not be such a bad place after all.

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